Laugh a while, talk a while, get your whacky side out and enjoy the sound of laughter all around. Funny sms messages are the best way to lighten up the mood and enjoy a good time with your friends.
Smile without a reason and liven up just any moment as we bring together special sms messages just for you. These funny text messages are cute, romantic and will definitely make you smile.
There are many types of funny sms messages given here. Whether you want to send these funny messages as sms or share them with a humor card, it will surely bring a smile on the face.
Select from these wide ranges of free funny messages given here and stay connected with your friends forever. These funny sms text messages are absolutely free. So whether it is Valentine’ Day or a romantic evening together, or even making up after a fight, these funny sms messages are the right choice. So what are you waiting for? Select from these free funny messages and feel the vibrant happiness all around you.
- A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
- At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
- Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
- Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
- Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
- Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .
- Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
- I am a killer, I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend, I’ll kill you for nothing!
- HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
- God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
- God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
- Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
- Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
- For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
- Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
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