A little bit of laughter, a little bit of cheer makes the beginning of a wedding a happy affair….
Well that is what the best man toasts are all about. Filled with humor, naughtiness and lots of laugh the best man is the life of the wedding party. When all the other wedding toasts bring forward a mixed bag of emotions and seriousness, there stands the best man with funny wedding toasts.
The best man wedding toasts lighten up the evening and bring in the spirit of celebrations. It is through the speeches and toasts of the best man that it feels like the ceremony is finally starting to move on.
So here are some fantastic best man toasts that one can use absolutely free. Just select the sample wedding toast of your choice and rock the evening with some grand words for the bride and the groom.
- The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
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Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery - George Nathan
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Here's to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart.
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What can you say about a man who came from humble beginnings and is now quickly rising to the very top of his profession based solely on intelligence, grit and the willpower to push on where others might fail? A man who is beginning to distinguish himself amongst his peers and where none can say a bad word against him? Well, that's enough about the best man. I'm here to talk about _____.
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I can honestly say that in all the years I've known him, no one has ever questioned his intelligence. In fact, I've never heard anyone even mention it.
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I tell the people that on a night of recent revelry I asked the groom what he wanted to get from his marriage. He said "Well, I want to be a model husband. I want to be a model citizen. And I want to be a model lover!" Being a naive chap I looked up "model" in the dictionary. It said "A small miniature replica of the real thing!"
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He's a prince, he's a topper, he's the King of the dance. And he frightens the horses when he takes down his pants.
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It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can - George Bernard Shaw
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His designs were strictly honorable, as the saying is; that is, to rob a lady of her fortune by way of marriage - Henry Fielding
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It seemed to me pretty plain, that they had more of love than matrimony in them - Oliver Goldsmith (18c.)
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